Robot boy

Mr. an Mrs. Smith had a wonderful life. They were a normal, happy husband and wife.
One day they got news that made Mr. Smith glad.
Mrs. Smith would would be a mom
which would make him the dad!
But something was wrong with their bundle of joy.
It wasn't human at all,
it was a robot boy!
He wasn't warm and cuddly
and he didn't have skin.
Instead there was a cold, thin layer of tin.
There were wires and tubes sticking out of his head.
He just lay there and stared,
not living or dead.

The only time he seemed alive at all
was with a long extension cord
plugged into the wall.

Mr. Smith yelled at the doctor,
"What have you done to my boy?
He's not flesh and blood,
he's aluminum alloy!"

The doctor said gently,
"What I'm going to say
will sound pretty wild.
But you're not the father
of this strange looking child.
You see, there still is some question
about the child's gender,
but we think that its father
is a microwave blender."

The Smith's lives were now filled
with misery and strife.
Mrs. Smith hated her husband,
and he hated his wife.
He never forgave her unholy alliance:
a sexual encounter
with a kitchen appliance.

And Robot Boy
grew to be a young man.

Though he was often mistaken
for a garbage can.

  A robotgyerek

Mr. �s Mrs. Smith �let�ben nem volt makula.
A t�k�letes frigynek j�r is a gratula.
Azt�n egy sz�p nap h�rt kap a p�r.
Mrs. Smith anya lesz,
s �gy Mr. Smith apa m�r.
De valami nem stimmelt, nem volt a sztori kerek.
Kit a nej sz�lt, nem ember lett,
hanem Robotg�pgyerek.
Nem volt d�g�ny�znival�,
nem volt puha meleg b�re.
Jeges b�dog bor�totta, de teste azon k�v�l p�re.
Fej�b�l ki�lltak huzalok �s cs�vek,
�l�holtk�nt fek�dt,
vagy �llt, mint a c�vek.

A sz�l�k m�gsem kezdtek halotti torba,
mert fel�ledt, ha bedugt�k
a konnektorba.

-Mit csin�lt a fiunkkal?!
-ripakodott Mr. Smith a sz�l�szre.
-Ez egy alum�nium �tv�zet,
h�tnem vette �szre?! Az orvos �gy felelt:
-H�t elj�tt az igazs�g napja.
E fura szerzetnek nem maga az apja.
Sok m�g a k�rd�s, de hogy nem mag�ra �t �,
az amiatt van, hogy az apa
egy mikrohull�m� s�t�.

V�ls�gban a Smith h�zass�g,
megromlott a viszony.
A n�n s f�rj�n �rr� lett a hat�rtalan iszony.
Nem bocs�totta meg Smith, hogy asszonya f�lrel�pett.
S hogy ehhez nem haszn�lt m�st,
mint egy h�ztart�si g�pet.

De azt�n l�ttuk feln�ni
a robotg�pcsemet�t:
ki kuk�nak n�zte,
bel�dobta szemet�t.

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